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neti pot world championships

thank you to my brother johnnie for showing this to me. you used to be little and dumb; you're not so little anymore!

questions:

is this real?

is this challenging?

is this my calling?

every dog has her day

yesterday was my turn. and it was a DOOZY!!! i cannot remember the last time i had a day with so many ups and downs. let's begin at the beginning, shall we? it was a foggy Monday morning in San Francisco...

woke up to a parking ticket on the car. strike 1. goodbye $55.

running late to get the oil changed. got pulled over by the meanest cop in the world. strike 2.

mean cop didn't give me a ticket! not because he decided to be nice, but because he ran out of citation forms. how embarrassing. bonus 1.

got tickets to a sold out show from a super nice, helpful lady! bonus 2.

went back to get an additional ticket. helpful lady has been replaced by a giant asshole who talks to me like i'm an idiot and is generally the rudest person i've met. more rude than the mean cop even! strike 3. but i'm not out. yet.

get an additional ticket from jerk. bonus 3.

find out said jerk is kelley stoltz. this is neither a strike nor a bonus, just an interesting tidbit. i think he was having a rough day too, maybe.

have a great dinner with friends, go to one of the best shows of my entire life. legendary stuff. smile. laugh. dance. general good feelings. bonus 4!

leave show to find that my bike tires have been stolen. ooh this one hurts. strikes 4 & 5 (one for each tire).

get love and support from my kind friends. and a ride home (thanks ben). bonus 5.

arrive home to find that sawyer's legs fell off. JK

decide that for whatever reason, it was my turn. laugh about it. go to bed.

the end.

ratking

this week i learned

how to catch fruit flies:

put rotten fruit with a little balsamic in the bottom of a jar

make a cone of paper

put it in the jar

(make sure it is tight or else the flies will climb out the top)

how to play music you didn't know you had:

use iTunes DJ

or

Genius playlist

how to turn a shirt into something different:

how to make the best salad dressing in the world:

4 tbsp lemon juice

2 tbsp olive oil

2 cloves garlic, pressed

dash of red wine vinegar

dried basil, thyme, oregano, tarragon

S + P

(adapted from this recipe)

how to make yourself feel sick:

eat too much for dinner

then

eat dairy ice cream by accident

how to make google chrome look nice:

change the theme!

(Preferences>Personal Stuff>Themes)

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annie clark interviewed by julie klausner for SPIN